Thursday, March 17, 2011

No Escape! - Movie Review

Ok. For those of you that dont know, this is a Ray Liotta movie from like 1996 or something. Yes, Ray Liotta. I understand if you dont want to continue. Thanks for stopping by. Onward! So Ray is this baddass ex special ops guy that gets sent to jail for shooting his commanding officer in the face. Oh, it's like the year 2044 and everything is run by huge corporations including prison. So there is this prison that is an island where prisoners are sent and there are no gaurds. Obviously the is a bad group of guys and a good group, even though they are all criminals. Oh, it's also just like the road warrior...but on an island. Nothing too crazy happens. The black guy from ghost busters is also in it. While watching it my wife comes home. This was our conversation.

me: hi.
Her: hi, who's that?
Me: ray liotta
Her: oh, he's kinda hot.
Me: yeah? Not anymore, his face is a crater.
Her: oh that's too bad.

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