I thought this movie was going to be fucking awesome, but I was dead wrong. It's amazing Anthony Hopkins didn't punch Benicio el Boro in the mouth for being so bad in this movie.
Let us begin. So Benicio Del Toro plays an actor who goes home to find his missing brother. Emily Blunt is engaged or married to his brother and pretty much has no reason to be in this movie other than to show 2 seconds of side boob. Ok, so it turns out that the brother was killed by a werewolf that is definitely not Anthony Hopkins. All of the townspeople are scared and converse with horrible uninteresting dialogue. BDT goes to investigate and encounters the werewolf that is definitely not Anthony Hopkins and gets bitten! Oh my fucking God, REALLY?!?! I didn't see that coming at all! The townspeople are like "Oh no, he's gunna turn into another werewolf just like that other werewolf that's not Anthony Hopkins." So they pursue BDT and he turns into a werewolf a few times and kills a bunch of people. Then BDT realizes that Anthony Hopkins killed his mom and goes to kick his ass. Oh no but wait! When he gets there Anthony Hopkins turns into the werewolf from the earlier scenes in the movie! Oh man, what a great twist at the end. Anthony Hopkins IS the werewolf. I never saw it coming...
Seriously though, the people that are responsible for this "film" should be fired. Or executed.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment